Godzilla vs Christine chapter 4

Christine drove out of the river, that Randy Quaid had smashed her into, and onto the beach. "If I ever get my hands on that son of a bitch, I'll rip his heart out!", the killer car grumbled. She drove onto the road. Her demon senses were picking up something. She had a plan. She drove towards Randy Quaid's house, and found a unoccupied speed trap. She parked there, and turned her headlights off. A fews minutes later, a old 1948 Packard drove by. She couldn't make out the driver, but she clearly saw Randy Quaid in the passenger seat. A few MOAR minutes passed. Then, the old Packard drove by, WITHOUT Randy Quaid in the passenger seat. Christine waited until the car drove a fair distance away. Her headlights flashed on, as Christine drove out of the speed trap. She gathered more speed. finaly, Randy Quaids house appeared in the distance. Christine chuckled evily. "You poor schmuck.", she snickered.

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Randy Quaid was watching a movie on TV, as he drunk a can of Monster Island's finest soda. Then, his phone rang. He picked up the reciever. "Ah! Godzilla, it's you! No, no, I assure that Christine is safe and dead at the bottom of Terry Morse River. Wait. I think I hear her engine.", he said, turning to look at the wall, the wallpaper of which, appeared to be to be getting wehiteer and whiter! He slowly turned his head to look out the window he saw Christine flying at his window. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", he screamed, as Christine smashed through his living room wall, sending shards of glass and chunks of the wall flying at Randy Quaid, impaling and killing him. Christine's headlights turned towards the phone reciever, which was swing back and forth upside down. "Hello? Randy, are you there?", a voice said through the reciever. It was Godzilla's voice. Christine let out an evil laugh, perfectly in sync with a bolt of lightning, and a clap of thunder.

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Godzilla let out a confused grunt. "Who is this, now?", Godzilla asked. Christine let out an evil laugh, before saying into the phone, "It's me, the one and only, Christine!"